2858 Gonker Buys a Tesla Gonker’s Scratch Out Reactions 8X10 Print

Gonker Ponker — Ginker's half brother, part-time reporter, full-time scratcher of surfaces, and occasional digger of truths.

Unlike his investigative brother Ginker, Gonker doesn't follow leads, sources, or carefully documented evidence.
He follows hunches, distractions, random conversations, and whatever happens to catch his attention that day.
Somehow, against all odds, he still manages to uncover stories nobody else sees coming.

Armed with his signature red microphone, a healthy amount of skepticism, and an unhealthy love of naps, Gonker tackles current events, politics, sports, entertainment, and the strange realities of everyday life through satire, humor, and common-sense observations.

Every Gonker's Scratch Out Reactions piece combines comic-style storytelling, and sharp commentary into a visual reaction designed to make you laugh, think, and occasionally wonder how Gonker stumbled onto the truth in the first place.

We Scratch. We Sniff. We Always Dig Out The Real Story.